Roll To Dodge - Apocalypse

[mastert20]

Haha, yes I do. Not in the game, no. But in real life... hehehe.

[Pharinx]

#1) mastert, NO STEALING MY GREATSWORD!
#2) my move is to (attempt to get on the same bird again.) srry thomas, but if someone doesn't have any chance of getting on the mean bird, it is my crap covered face

[Nighthawk]

Your crap covered face will not lessen your chances of getting on the bird. Birds don't mind what you're covered in. Humans, on the other hand, do. Negotiation (usually) only affects interaction with humanoids.

[mastert20]

Wait, what's new about Pharinx's face? I thought it was always like that. ;D








Hey, I'm just kidding.

[mcd0nald5ch1x69]

Ok I'm going to drug the bird (same one) so it does push me off and climb on its back

[Nighthawk]

McDonald... try to pay more attention to what you're saying and actually think about your moves. You have two problems.

#1 - You said this:

Ok I'm going to drug the bird (same one) so it does push me off and climb on its back

So apparently you want the bird to push you off. Hmm...

#2 - Drug the bird... umm... how?? You didn't specify what you are going to use to drug it, and I won't make random drugs appear out of nowhere just because you roll a 5!

You have until tomorrow to fix your post. Then I'm rolling.

[Nighthawk]

Here it is: Bird mounting attempts - Take 2.

As a side note, this is the first round to feature Speed Rolls. Speed Rolls are invisible rolls that determine who makes their actions first and last. They affect the game greatly, especially in combat. For instance, now someone may kill the enemy you were aiming for before you get there. You guys can still try to synchronize your attacks, though. It'll work. The faster person will just wait for the slower one.

Aight, let's get on with it.

Mastert (1)

You lift up a few large boulders, and slowly pull them towards yourself, but you overcompensated a bit, and the rocks nudge you sideways. You sway and fall off of the bird. Blaiz picks you up and puts you back on.

Active Abilities
-Acrobatic
-Flubber
-Geokinesis

Passive Abilities
-Ninja Reflexes (+1 to dodging)
-Good Thrower (+1 to throwing)

Inventory
-Long Sword [Socky]
-Wand of… something
-Rock battleaxe head

Injuries
-None

Mcd0nald (1 - 1 = 1)

You stagger around, painfully clutching your still--intact manhood, and try to give the bird drugs. Wait a second... what drugs....
"guhhhhhhhhhh...." you moan. The pain must be making you delirious. Handily, Blaiz picks you up by your collar and hoists you onto the purple bird. You wish you could've done it that easily.

Active Abilities
-Human Mole
-Super Speed

Passive Abilities
-Medicine Man (+1 to making medicine)

Inventory
-Makeshift katana
-Antidote (3 pills)

Injuries
-None

Levi (1)

You try to use two kinesis' at once, but instead of targeting your bike, they completely ignore it and seem to battle with each other as you use them. The result is you being lauched to the side then put into a tiny zone of zero-grav. With no wind slowing you down, it hurts even more when you hit a tree and collapse, painfully on the ground. Blaiz picks you up while you're in your daze and places you on the correct bird, with Pharinx.

Active Abilities
-Telekinesis
-Shunpo
-Gyrokinesis
-Barrier Generation
-Self Bone Manipulation

Passive Abilities
-None

Inventory
-Makeshift Gatling gun (49 shots)
-Will-Powered motorcycle

Injuries
-Broken right arm (No use of arm)
-Heavy bruising on left arm and back (-1 to left arm use)

Adam (-)

You tell your hydras to come, but as it turns out, the only one still present is the one that was on your leg. You hold out your arms and it hops up. You place it on your lap, and get ready to fly.

Active Abilities
-Shadow Travel
-Super Combustion

Passive Abilities
-Finder of Goodies (+1 in random searches)
-Doubleheart (Never tired)
-Blockhead (+1 to blocking w/ shields)

Inventory
-AK-47 (20 bullets)
-Brownie Tray
-Pocketknife

Injuries
-None

Pharinx (6)

You see Thomas going over to the bird that you're supposed to be boarding, and leap into action. You tackle him from the side and try to wrestle him to the ground. He's really heavy in that suit, and manages to pin you by locking your arms and sitting on your back. Blaiz gets off his bird and throws you both back where you should be.

Active Abilities
-Ground Pound
-Cura
-Electrical Weapon Charging

Passive Abilities
-Uber Strength (+1 to strength)

Inventory
-Full Birdwolf Armor
-Birdwolf claws
-Hydra skin great sword

Injuries
-Dung face (-2 to negeotiation/charisma)

Thomas (4)

You decide that this bird is a jerk, and walk off to the other that Pharinx seemed to be headed towards. He apparently saw you going after it, because he tackles you to the ground. You both start wrestling for the bird. Pharinx puts up a good fight, but you have experience. You put him into an arm lock and sit on top of him. In an instant, Blaiz is upon both of you, picking you up easily and tossing you onto the purple bird, while putting Pharinx on the other.

Active Abilities
-Practiced Eyelasers

Passive Abilities
-Super Engineer (+1 to construction)
-Good wrestler (+1 to wrestling other humanoids)

Inventory
-Waterproof Robo-Suit w/ crank (35% Power)

Injuries
-None

NPCs

Pharinx and Thomas get into a catfight, so Blaiz breaks it up and puts them in their places. Both Levi and McDonald somehow failed to get on their birds as well, so he picks them up and sets them where they need to be. Oh, and Mastert fell too.





And, yes. There were alot of ones today. A pleasant surprise for me.

[Adam]

You made a typo in my move. "Hydas"?? And howcome when everyone fails, they dont get hurt? and if so, they don't get hurt as bad as before?

[Nighthawk]

Thanks. I fixed that typo. And stop complaining. Damage is based upon risk factor. You would obviously take a lot more damage failing to dodge a shotgun blast to the face rather than trying to sit on a bird. It makes sense that you don't get decapitated because that would be stupid and make no sense if you're trying to perform a simple task. And what are you complaining about? I considered your move a simple action, therefore I made it automatically succeed. Or are you pissed that I only gave you one of your hydras?

Yes, I'm angry. Don't try to persuade me to change what I put down just because that's what you want.

Oh, and by the way, I could've made your move count as rolled, and then if you rolled a 1, I could've made the Hydra swallow your head. Is that what you want?!

[mcd0nald5ch1x69]

Ask Blaiz if he has some ingredients for me to make some medicine to heal my "intact manhood"

[Adam]

I wasn't complaining. I was confused, no need to 'splode on me...
Speaking of simple actions, i would like to get my AK47 out, so im prepared for air combat
Also ask Blaiz "How far/long is the flight?"

[mastert20]

I really don't need to do anything this turn...

But I'll still ask Blaiz, "What's the plan? What are we going to do when we get there?"

[Nighthawk]

I apologize for my 'splosion. Just don't make it sound like you want the other players dead. That's what made me angry. Anyway, Levi, your statement kind of confused me.

Remove bikes will powered engine the key and most vital component to a will powered vehicle

Let me get this straight. You want to remove these:

The engine
The key
And "the most vital component to a will powered vehicle?" When you say that, do you mean that those two things are the most vital components, or do you want to remove those two PLUS the most vital component. And, if so, what do you mean by, "the most vital component"?

Please clear that up. Oh, and uh, put quotation marks on what you want to say while you're at it.

[mastert20]

Dec 22, 2010 18:32:47 GMT -5 levi14 said:

Ask Blaiz How do you know Apoc Also Remove bikes will powered engine the key and most vital component to a will powered vehicle

I'm sorry. I hate to be so picky, but could you please write in English? I don't understand what the heck you're saying half of the time. I can understand if you make an error or two here and there, but I don't know the language you're speaking.

I was raised to read and speak English, not that run-on crap you use. I hate to be so mean, but please try and put some effort into it.

Thanks.

[Thomas]

i have a question. Why is McDonald trying to heal himself if his injury isnt even listed as an injury anymore?

My move: Ask Marvin to play Christmas music. ;D

Also i guess i might convince pharinx to ground pound in mid air. haha just kidding im just a little tiicked that he attacked me. Mabey next time he'll think twice before tying to wreslting someone who has the Passive Ability
-Good wrestler (+1 to wrestling other humanoids) or anyone on the same team for that matter.